Egg Jams (A student's complaint)

A combination

That has been unholy 

Since its conception. 

The only pleasure it can give 

Is a sadistic one. 

The only wings it gives are

Ones that fly away from it. 

The only test it takes is

Of patience.

The only skill it hones

Is endurance.

Egg Jams.

They are said to be good for health. 

But I suspect

its because 

They're always served

Before bread and butter.